Long-Weekend Recipes to Prevent the Flu

Like many women descended from Eastern European baba yagas, I am of the dangerous mindset that I know a lot more about medicine than I do. Oncoming cold? Gargle with salt water. Hiccups? A shot of vinegar. Splinter that won’t budge? Soak in epsom salts. Pretty sure a hefty daily dose of vitamin D3 will beat […]

Binge Watch & Be Merry for Tomorrow We …..

With all the insanity bombarding us daily, I am feverishly finishing BUBBLES REBOOTS (sample coming soon!). Listen, I’m totally writing this for me.  Right now pieorgi, pink-walled hair salons, a 4-H Miss Goat Queen murder and Steve Stiletto’s mysterious disappearance are all that’s keeping my head from exploding. In the meantime, I asked my FB friends to […]

Ghosts & Coyotes

Update from the Town Clerk’s Office: Ghosts & Coyote edition: So, it’s a full moon tonight and you may not know this, but that’s the ideal condition for coyote hunting. Yes, at night and, no, no license needed (because they’re varmints.) One hunter came into the office this week and told me about hunkering down […]

Relax, Jennifer, it Gets Worse

Whoever thought it was a good idea to send writers out to play on the internet was a psychopath. With its smorgasbord of otter videos and dancing parrots, not only is the internet a time-sucking quagmire of procrastination, it is also the cruelest of playgrounds trolled by the same kind of snarky bullies whose taunts […]